LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22):
We're about to kick off F*cking Libra ♎️ Season, and you know what that means! Your fave Fire Signs have put together a tactful (no) and charming (yes!) show just for YOU, you gentle a$$ Sigourneys! Come play "Pin the Butthole on Libra Matt Damon's Face Because He is an Actual Ass", get a ✨tarot reading✨ & see what some of the dopest ladies in Brooklyn have been working on since that bogus ass eclipse. This line up is seriously out of this PLANET 🌎 OKAY you don't wanna miss it.
No cover! Free Prosecco for you early birds! Sporadic but enjoyable appearances by our Resident Male Josh Octane!
In your future, I see pizza and RAD performances by ACTUAL GODDESSES:
Mimi on the Hoops
& ur Fire Queens 🔥 Meg McDermott & Nancy Pop
Doors are at 9pm, show starts at 10! We WILL have some fun stuff going on from 9 to 10, though, so.... just sayin'.
OKAY LOVE U BYE!