You may find you're feeling extra thirsty for attention these days, Leo. It makes sense; this is your season, and you're traditionally the thirstiest bitch in the Sahara. But guess what! Despite what your royal lion a$$ may think, the world is NOT your stage, and we are NOT HERE TO CLAP 4 U, OKAY?! What do I look like? A goddamn mirage? Stop posting thirst traps on insta and start hydrating your dramatic flare by doing something fucking productive for once in your GODDAMN LIFE. Also, Happy Birthday! Prepare to be roasted.
The boss bitches of Fire Signs Present are back and better than ever to celebrate Resident Leo™ Nancy Pop's birthday, bitch!
We've got a dope line up of badass females performing poetry, comedy, and music with brief interludes of ROASTING NANCY POP because that's what you do to celebrate the people you love.
As usual, FREE PROSECCO to the first 30 in the door, so SET AN ALARM, BITCH!
Okay, we luv u.
Line up to follow.